Patient, "Can I have your scissors to cut my nails?"
Me, "No, sorry."
Patient, "I just want to cut my nails not kill myself!"
Me, "If you cut your finger off you are going to sue me. And you have c-diff, so you can't touch anything of mine. Is there anything else I can get for you? Are you in pain right now? No? I'll be back to check on you soon."
"Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded; But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh." Proverb 1:24-26
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