So I was helping to in and out cath this lady yesterday. I mean the nurse didn't want to do it, so I did it and she watched. I like to get my hands dirty, so I didn't mind helping.
I set up the sterile field, glove up, etc. You know. And I go in for the urethra.
The urine starts coming out, and she grabbed my boob. This old lady who can't pee grabbed my boob.
I thought she did it on accident, but then she said:
I used to have breasts like these.
Laughter ensued. Then she proceeded to caress my waist and breast until we were done.
"Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love." Proverbs 5:19
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