Confused patient: Can I go out for a cigarette?
Me: No.
Confused patient: Oh, is it raining?
Me. Yes. Yes, it is.
It wasn't raining.
Reason #5486 to not smoke: even your confused brain craves it.
"And if it be not so now, who will make me a liar, and make my speech nothing worth?" Job 24:25
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